we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prime Minister of Australia kicking ass and taking names (mostly Tony Abbott’s.
HIGHLIGHT OF 2012
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Don’t absorb as much water, don’t use the large intestine. Not drunk at all last night, though I’m pretty sure I drank enough to kill a small animal.
Which is unfair, because you did more shots than I did and I have the headache from hell.
Haha, I did way…
I had:
1 buttery nipple
1 smores shot
1 shot of watermelon vodka
1 half-assed sip of that nasty wine
2.5 glasses of my spooky juice (rum/lemonade mix).
F you, lady.
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
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Don’t absorb as much water, don’t use the large intestine. Not drunk at all last night, though I’m pretty sure I drank enough to kill a small animal.
Which is unfair, because you did more shots than I did and I have the headache from hell.
For my cakeday I present to you my favorite quote
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